The juicy stuff!

And now for something completely different! It's the Blog - the juicy bit which is probably, hopefully, why you're here - to absorb every morsel of trash fresh from my Apple keyboard!

Note that this keyboard is on a MacBook Pro! No self respecting purveyor of global tripe would use anything less of course.

Firstly - housekeeping - I am sorry. It's all you need to know. In among my most contentious of scribes one will laugh, cry, be bored and sometimes probably pretty cheesed off as I tackle subjects of controversy, gossip, conjecture that may even sometimes be true but please don't hold your breath.