Oh this is interesting - not!

My name is Derek and I love posting total garbage on social media. Naturally this presents a problem - you get blocked and face the dreaded Facebook Jail! So I got to thinking why not make my very own blog where I can archive my renderings.

So, who am I? Well I am based down in Exmouth on the beautiful Devon coast. Being close to the water provides a fantastic opportunity for Paddle Boarding (SUP) which I will be writing about lots, kite surfing and of course running and walking around out beautiful coast.

I am old enough to be a National Trust member so I will also be blogging about visits to properties of historic importance together with quality of food ranging form sausage rolls, cream teas and of course jacket potatoes.

I bet you can't wait to start reading right!

Sup Gear paddle board clothing

If you are into your paddle boarding then there's a new kid on the block called SUP Gear for paddle board T-shirts, hoodies and accessories.

Wednesday 19th January 2022

Cyber Flashing is actually a thing

Rise in Cyber Flashers linked to lockdown and more time being spent online say social media influencers - like we actually care what they think anyway!

Sunday 12th December 2021

Global warming fact or fiction?

What are your thoughts on global warming? Are you a green warrior or couldn't give a flying fig? Do you glue your face to the road or chug about in your diesel?

Tuesday 2nd November 2021

jet skis are the new waterborne disease

Jet skis being ridden by yobs set to get a slap as government introduces new laws to kerb the water borne twats.

Tuesday 7th September 2021

The Evolutionary Endpoint

Could machine intelligence actually already exist and is evolving in the deep recesses of the universe while traversing closer to our own universe?

Thursday 2nd September 2021

What's SUP Yoga all about?

There's a new thing to master on a SUP paddle board - SUP yoga! It improves balance, posture and general paddle boarding skills.

Sunday 15th August 2021

A trip to Ironbridge

Ironbridge in Telford is commonly believed to the birthplace of the industrial revolution but is it worth a visit?

Sunday 25th July 2021

French fishermen invade Guernsey

Tensions rise as French pirates invade the English port of Guernsey in an act of piracy on the high seas - British warships, submarines and jets scrambled.

Friday 7th May 2021

The demonic swans of Exeter canal

Demon possessed swans thought to be organising into hooligan gangs to attack paddle boarders enjoying a paddle at Exeter canal.

Wednesday 5th May 2021

The Suez Canal Conspiracy

Could the Suez Canal tanker ship blockage be a conspiracy by global oil suppliers and world governments in order to drive the cost of crude oil up?

Monday 29th March 2021